Jokes.
While I was watching the Six Nations rugby, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. Man, sometimes it's tough being married to a smart alec.
I got that job down the bowling alley"
"What, tenpin?"
"No it's permanent"
An inflatable boy goes into an inflatable school that has an inflatable headmaster. He runs amuck with a set of drawing pins. He gets called into the headmasters office, the headmaster tells him off... "You've let yourself down, you've let me down, and more importantly you have let the school down!"
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